okay everyone knows me as the funny one so i MUST be the first one to post in here!

hmm what 2 post what 2 post...
okay i'll just make up a joke right here and right now.

tech support: okay ma'm what's the problem?
woman: i was working on something at the office when the screen went blank!
tech support: okay, maybe a cable fell off. check behind the computer tower for any disconnected cables
woman: i can't see anything, it's too dark.
tech support: okay, then turn a few lights on so you can see better.
woman: i can't, there's a storm outside and the power went out.
**tech support guy hangs up*

tech support: hello, what's the problem?
kid: my game won't work on my computer!
tech support: what game is it?
kid: bioshock!
tech support: your parents let you get bioshock? hmm.. so what error are you getting?
kid: i tried putting it into the cd drive and nothing happend!
tech support: do you have a dvd drive on your computer?
kid: yes.
tech support: try putting it into the dvd drive instead.
kid: okay... it's starting. wait, i have an error. it says bioshock will not work on windows 95..
*tech guy hangs up*

tech support: hello, how may i help you?
guy: i need help, my cd drive broke cause my wife thought it actually worked as a cupholder. how can i fix it?
tech support: your gonna need to call the makers of the cd drive for that.
guy: k,
*calls cd drive maker*
cd support: hello, how may i help you?
guy: my wife actually thought your cd drive doubled as a cupholder and its now broken, how can i fix it?
cd support: oh your gonna need to call software support for that. here's the number...
guy: k thx.
cd software support:hello, how may i help you?
guy: my wife thought your cd drive actually doubled as a cupholder and it's now broke. how can i fix it?
cd software support: oh that's a hardware issue, your gonna need to call tech support on th-
*guy destroys phone*

and for my final joke, i use dial up. yep. laugh at my pain and anguish. i don't know what anguish is so yea go laugh at it.
but i get satilite internet tommorrow! (lousy cable/DSL companies not in my area)